Guys—I say it’s your turn now.  Us women have been subjected to fashion scrutiny for years and years now, expected to play close attention to what’s hot, what’s not, what’s in, what’s out.  God forbid we wear our hair wrong on Oscar night, or if our shoes, though comfy, don’t work with our gowns.

So spotlight on you now.  For your review, kind sirs, maybe you can take a minute and review the following: 

Rule # 1.  Stop with the cutesie ties.  No one wants to buy a car, or sign a legal document from someone wearing a tie with snowmen, santas, or your alma mater scattered on it.  Thanks.

Rule # 2.  No white sneakers with your jeans please.  White sneakers and jeans does not a casual friday make.  Not trying to sound snobby here, just trying to help things along.

Rule # 3.  Please no loafers and khakis at the football games.  Please.  You’re a dude, remember?  Is this how dudes dress for football?

Rule #4.  When you’re training for your triathalon, riding your bike on Saturday morning, please stop channeling your inner Lance Armstrong, and spare us the bright yellow ‘sponsored’ bike shirts.

Rule #5.  Always remember, sweaters are not meant to be tucked into your pants.

Rule #6.  Overcoats and sneakers.  Never the two shall meet.

Rule #7.  Rock your baldness.  Baldness is badass.  Be who you are.

Rule #8.  College is over.  Try to stay away from burgundy and orange, or worse, navy and orange.  I know, call this one tough love.

Rule #9.  Back off a little on the cologne.  Less is more.  Less is more.  And again, less is more. 

Rule #10.  Please take your earpiece out of your head.  Seriously, do you get that many calls?

Thanks for reading.  Just trying to play fair here.  Kisses all around.