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 Are You a Perfect Mom? Linda Sellers Do you have what it takes to be the perfect Mom?It's really not all that hard. In fact most of you probably have it in you and it's just a matter of harnessing your inner ying to go with your inner yang and throw in a little Donna Reed for good measure. The perfect Mom doesn't have to clean - nothing ever moves from it's original location and trash is automatically converted into biofuel. The perfect Mom doesn't have to cook - perfect Dad considers it an honor to make a 4 course meal for her and perfect kids eat brussel sprouts. The perfect Mom doesn't drive carpool - carpool drives perfect Mom. The perfect Mom doesn't have to mow the grass - grass turns the perfect green shade and stops at 3 inches at the sight of perfect Mom. The perfect Mom doesn't get her hair highlighted - the sun's rays get rid of any grey and leave wonderful golden highlights. The perfect Mom doesn't wear makeup - p'shaw. The perfect Mom doesn't discipline her kids - her kids think about misbehaving and run to timeout. The perfect Mom doesn't gain weight - any extra pounds are gained by imperfect best friend {hello}. The perfect Mom doesn't volunteer - everyone covers her shift for her. The perfect Mom doesn't look any older than she did in high school - her magic age wand is patent pending The perfect Mom doesn't have to worry about money - she invented a freakin' age wand. The perfect Mom doesn't have to iron her clothes - wrinkles relax in her presence. The perfect Mom doesn't have problem skin - wrinkles relax in her presence. What else? Are you the perfect Mom? Do you know her? Would you ever want to be her? Linda is not perfect but her blogs are...Short Pump Preppy and Short Pump Preppy Reviews
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